Quiet your mind and imagine a land before time... Envision a herd of
longnecks gracefully roaming an adolescent planet Earth, without fear they graze, sing songs, and raise their young uninterrupted for
millenia. Legend has it that on one fate filled day the very threads of this peaceful existence were torn asunder. The great skies opened up, raining fire on these
Jurassic giants. From their ashes... the
Blackburn Airstick Longneck Evo was birthed.
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| Artists rendition of the Longneck Pumposaur herd. |
Evolved to be compact enough to stow neatly in one's repair satchel without
sacrificing it's
unprecedented utility. Using it's retractable
omnivorous pump head, whose tongue has a taste for either
presta or
schraeder valve types, and it's collapsing handle, the
Longneck allows for greater leverage enhancing pumping ease. It also ensures limited angular stress placed on the valve stem itself, inspiring relief the rivals barely escaping death found in the bottomless bowels of a tar pit.
Unlike it's prehistoric predecessors, if this pump should prematurely perish,
Blackburn offers a lifetime warranty that will secure it's species survival throughout any
cataclysm. In conclusion we can reflect on the timeless wisdom of
Dr. Ian Malcolm, that even in chaos, "life finds a way".
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